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my model is too powerful

Apr 8, 2026

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5 min read

my model is too powerful

my steak is too juicy & the NYT "names" Satoshi

dead olaf, quantum gaps

Apr 1, 2026

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4 min read

dead olaf, quantum gaps

plus an Ethereum purity test

Sora is dead

Mar 26, 2026

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3 min read

Sora is dead

and the metaverse is deader

hungover at the Vanity Fair shoot

Mar 19, 2026

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3 min read

hungover at the Vanity Fair shoot

a meteor over Ohio and stablecoins in the Bahamas

the distorted face era

Mar 11, 2026

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4 min read

the distorted face era

plus brains on a chip

death carveouts and decoupling

Mar 4, 2026

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4 min read

death carveouts and decoupling

war, prediction markets and Chinese cigarettes

everything is insider trading

Feb 25, 2026

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4 min read

everything is insider trading

plus immortal glass

ETHDenver for Republicans

Feb 18, 2026

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4 min read

ETHDenver for Republicans

Crypto descends on Mar-a-Lago today

will MrBeast pump $ETH?

Feb 11, 2026

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4 min read

will MrBeast pump $ETH?

roll with me for a sec

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