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everything is insider trading

Feb 25, 2026

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4 min read

everything is insider trading

plus immortal glass

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ETHDenver for Republicans

Feb 18, 2026

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4 min read

ETHDenver for Republicans

Crypto descends on Mar-a-Lago today

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will MrBeast pump $ETH?

Feb 11, 2026

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4 min read

will MrBeast pump $ETH?

roll with me for a sec

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crypto in the Epstein files

Feb 4, 2026

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4 min read

crypto in the Epstein files

sorry but here's a roundup

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going full port on Hamnet

Jan 14, 2026

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4 min read

going full port on Hamnet

Polymarket at the Golden Globes, Eric Adams and more

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Bricked Waymos, Insider Trading

Jan 7, 2026

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5 min read

Bricked Waymos, Insider Trading

and other stories you missed over the holiday

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Naming my twins

Dec 17, 2025

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5 min read

Naming my twins

Mergers and Acquisitions

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AI George Washington is a podcast bro

Dec 10, 2025

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4 min read

AI George Washington is a podcast bro

Plus, Farcaster drama

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We all got ripped off on Black Friday

Dec 3, 2025

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4 min read

We all got ripped off on Black Friday

Plus, Joe Rogan's AI Jesus

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