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Bitcoin Las Vegas and Lena Dunham

Apr 30, 2026

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2 min read

Bitcoin Las Vegas and Lena Dunham

do we have to pick a side?

the santacon grift

Apr 22, 2026

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1 min read

the santacon grift

plus Tim Cook's $4T exit

allbirds pivots to AI

Apr 15, 2026

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2 min read

allbirds pivots to AI

plus putting $1B on your divorce

my model is too powerful

Apr 8, 2026

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5 min read

my model is too powerful

my steak is too juicy & the NYT "names" Satoshi

dead olaf, quantum gaps

Apr 1, 2026

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4 min read

dead olaf, quantum gaps

plus an Ethereum purity test

Sora is dead

Mar 26, 2026

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3 min read

Sora is dead

and the metaverse is deader

hungover at the Vanity Fair shoot

Mar 19, 2026

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3 min read

hungover at the Vanity Fair shoot

a meteor over Ohio and stablecoins in the Bahamas

the distorted face era

Mar 11, 2026

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4 min read

the distorted face era

plus brains on a chip

death carveouts and decoupling

Mar 4, 2026

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4 min read

death carveouts and decoupling

war, prediction markets and Chinese cigarettes

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