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What’s up party people. I hope you’ve been enjoying our Crypto: The Game livestreams. Tomorrow somebody is going to win 71 ETH, and it’s not going to be Natasha!
Tune into our regularly scheduled Dumb B!tch Hour tomorrow at noon ET.
Bye!
The Boys
Writer: Deana
Everything is Bait. “Uhh that’s bait,” I said out loud to no one as I scrolled past yesterday’s awful Solana ad (“rolled back” from main, but memorialized on Zora.) Was it transphobic and tone deaf? Yes. Was it poorly executed with “consensus corporate messaging” and brain dead dialogue? Yes. Was it fully “expected and unsurprising?” Also yes.
Gonna tell my kids this was the Solana Ad
— Kunal | Filament (wartime arc) (@buntyverse)
7:31 AM • Mar 18, 2025
The good news? Not much you can do to take down an industry that people already hate!
One of the cool thing about crypto is that the industry’s reputation is so bad that you can do literally anything and it won’t have a negative effect x.com/i/web/status/1…
— Nikhil Raghuveera (@pumpernikhil)
11:07 PM • Mar 17, 2025
But what I can’t stop thinking about is how it feels like we’re in a rage bait death spiral. Clearly Solana wanted to be provocateurs (tips fedora), but my internet outrage receptors are so numb at this point I didn’t feel a God damn thing.
Anyway. My final word? “Let 1,000 sexes bloom.”
Finally we can get back to the work I care most deeply about, which is removing hyphens from all of the compound words we consider important
— Mattie Fairchild (@Scav)
7:20 PM • Mar 18, 2025
Quick Hits.
This hyperliquid autotune shill really got me.
The Rippling/Deel corporate espionage thriller.
Sorry but the Boygenius news deserves some real estate in this newsletter.
Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. California is a place
— C. E. Aubin? (@ceaubin)
8:15 PM • Mar 15, 2025
ok not what i meant
— soup (@s0upworld)
7:20 PM • Mar 17, 2025
I think I should quit while I’m incredibly far behind
— the heart (@Fredward3948576)
1:41 AM • Mar 17, 2025
bisexuals be like i'm gay on my mom's side
— boop (@xboxbodywash)
7:04 PM • Mar 16, 2025
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