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pour one out for US-East-1

Oct 22, 2025

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4 min read

pour one out for US-East-1

AWS outage, Cobie's return, State of Crypto

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"whoops"

Oct 15, 2025

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4 min read

"whoops"

liquidations, Polymarket and more

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Kid Rock shills Worldcoin (??)

Oct 9, 2025

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5 min read

Kid Rock shills Worldcoin (??)

plus, Polymarket's big raise

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Stripe goes full send

Oct 1, 2025

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5 min read

Stripe goes full send

Phantom $CASH, and more

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the bagholder's dilemma

Sep 24, 2025

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6 min read

the bagholder's dilemma

clanker vs. rainbow

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aggy robots

Sep 17, 2025

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5 min read

aggy robots

are a psyop

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crypto's Eternal September

Sep 10, 2025

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5 min read

crypto's Eternal September

Stripe, Tempo & good tweets

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lift heavy, run far, marry early

Sep 3, 2025

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4 min read

lift heavy, run far, marry early

canon, i fear

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Jerome Powell thirst traps

Aug 27, 2025

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4 min read

Jerome Powell thirst traps

the concept of

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cool Story bro

Aug 20, 2025

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4 min read

cool Story bro

last night was a short Story, etc. etc.

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ET TU, STRIPE?

Aug 13, 2025

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4 min read

ET TU, STRIPE?

Layer 1 wars and ETH price rally

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"PhD experts in your pocket"

Aug 7, 2025

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5 min read

"PhD experts in your pocket"

OpenAI updates and Roman Storm

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